The Two Best Quotes To Come Out Of The Fake Kerry Controversy

"How great is it that the half-wits who dragged this country into Iraq are oblivious to the joke about them being half-wits?"

- From "Captain Irony" in a comment at the Hoffmania site.

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"He was for the joke before he was against it."

- From Dick Cheney (I hate the sonofabitch, but I'll give credit where credit is due).