Wednesday, April 19, 2006

The Theocrats In Kansas Were Not Amused

The Bible-Beaters on the Kansas Board of Education apparently don't believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Oh ye of little faith:

State Board of Education member Connie Morris took exception Wednesday to a picture of a made-up creature that satirizes the state's new science standards hanging on a Stucky Middle School teacher's door.

Fellow board member Sue Gamble told The Eagle that Morris asked for the picture to be removed.

The creature, called the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is the creation of Bobby Henderson of Corvallis, Ore. It looks like a clump of spaghetti with two eyes sticking out of the top and two meatballs flanking the eyes.

Henderson created the entity and an accompanying mythology on the origin of mankind to make fun of Kansas' recent debate over the teaching of criticisms of evolution, including intelligent design.

In November, the board voted 6-4 to allow criticisms of evolution to be taught in Kansas schools.


Criticism of evolution is OK in Kansas schools, but criticism of the critics of evolution apparently is not.

Stalin would be proud of these people.

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