Cheney Speaks!

Or, I should say, he will speak:

Vice President Dick Cheney planned to break his silence Wednesday in his first televised interview about the Texas hunting accident in which he shot a 78-year-old lawyer.

Cheney was to appear on Fox News Channel at 6 p.m. ET, the network and the White House announced. He hasn’t spoken publicly about the accident Saturday that hospitalized Harry Whittington of Austin.

And I'm sure the Cheney haters at Fox will just tear him up, just like Cavuto did here:

CAVUTO: This is a Fox News alert. The lawyer accidentally hit by Vice President Dick Cheney suffering a mild heart attack this morning. Doctors say he’s doing just fine and could be released in a week. Meanwhile, the White House press corps again beating a dead horse as it tries to find out why they were not told right away about the Vice President’s hunting accident. Not one person bothering to ask, in the meantime, how Dick Cheney’s feeling about all this. After all, he’s a human being and injuring someone else in an accident can take a huge toll. With us now someone who knows the Vice President pretty well. Ron Christie is a former Cheney advisor and author of Black in the White House. Good to have you back my friend. . . .

Meanwhile, get your "Dick Cheney Shot Me" tee shirts here.

UPDATE: This is pretty good.