It's About Time

Christians are finally getting their own nudist camp (needless to say, this article comes via Raw Story):

IN THE beginning was the word of God and God never said anything about brassieres or boxer shorts. Thus was born Natura, America’s first Christian nudist camp.

After two years of biblical debate over Adam and Eve and their fig leaves and whether or not nudity is sinful, a 67-year-old Quaker grandfather is preparing to open a modern-day Garden of Eden 40 miles north of Tampa, Florida.

Bill Martin’s ambitious plan for a 200-acre Christian- oriented Family Naturist Village has survived legal challenges, doctrinal disputes and a plague of internet prudes. Land is now being cleared for the opening next year of what may become the world’s only Christian community to feature nude volleyball.

Despite howls of complaint from fundamentalists who have likened Martin to the Antichrist — and described his nudist plans as “graphic evidence of America’s moral collapse” — Natura intends to build 50 houses around a non-denominational church where clothing for services will be optional.

I don't know why the Christo-Fascists are up in arms over this. After all, Adam and Eve were nudists before they were kicked out of the Garden of Eden. What ever happened to Fundamental Christianity and its literal interpretation of The Bible?


Perhaps the fundamentalists feel that humans -- due to Adam and Eve's failures -- don't deserve the spiritual honor that goes along with being able to walk around naked. I guess I could accept such an interpretation. But if they feel that nakedness is somehow sinful, then they are quite obviously hypocrites.